Time to make a fool out of myself by making a series of predictions for 2016 that are sure to be wrong. I'm predicting sports, politics, and pop culture. Here we go!
Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination for president.
Ted Cruz will finish 2nd, but won't give The Donald much of a fight.
Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic nomination.
Bernie Sanders will give her a tough fight --- that will take a lot out of HRC as she prepares for the general.
The Arizona Cardinals will represent the NFC in Super Bowl 50.
The New England Patriots will represent the AFC in Super Bowl 50.
The Arizona Cardinals will win Super Bowl 50 in blowout fashion. Sorry, Tom.
"Fuller House" will be the biggest success in the history of Netflix. The Tanners are back!
"The X Files" will be FOX's most watched TV series of 2016.
The new "Ghostbusters" film will be the highest grossing film of 2016, but will not rival the Success of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens." Nostalgia always wins.
Donald Trump will say at least 146 things that will piss groups of people off. But nothing will cost him votes.
The idiocy of baseball's Hall of Fame voters will continue --- as Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens will once again not get voted in to the Hall of Fame.
"Spotlight" will win the Oscar for Best Picture. Even though it probably was not the best film of 2015. They never pick the best film.
Ariana Grande will not lick a doughnut.
Peyton Manning will not retire.
The Golden State Warriors will lose to the San Antonio Spurs in the Western Conference Finals.
The Cleveland Cavaliers will beat a mediocre team in the Eastern Conference Finals.
The San Antonia Spurs will beat the Cleveland Cavaliers in 5 games in this year's NBA Finals.
A record number of babies will be born exactly nine months after Coldplay's halftime performance at Super Bowl 50.
Unfortunately, Bill Cosby will not go to prison.
The Kansas City Royals will once again represent the American League in the World Series.
The Chicago Cubs will finally represent the Nation League in the World Series.
The Chicago Cubs will finally win the World Series.
Political pundits will keep predicting the demise of Donald Trump's candidacy.
Hillary Clinton will have another scandal of some kind.
The San Diego Chargers, and Oakland Raiders will both move to Los Angeles.
The St. Louis Rams will stay the St. Louis Rams.
Jeb Bush will have an emotional breakdown at some point.
Mainstream music will continue to suck.
Award shows will continue to suck.
Chip Kelly will be a head coach for an NFL team in 2016.
Donald Trump will choose Sarah Palin as his running mate.
Hillary Clinton will choose Julian Castro as her running mate.
Donald Trump will win the presidency.
Happy New Year!
